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Alternate Universe

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As best as I can tell, I was transported here from Earth Prime sometime in the late 1990s. Your universe is identical in every way, except for the lobster thing and the thing where some of you occasionally change your clocks for some reason.
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adamskt
3228 days ago
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ROFL!
Spokane,WA
Cuetzpallin
3238 days ago
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What do you have against spiders?
Monterrey, Mx
MaryEllenCG
3242 days ago
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EXACTLY!!
Greater Bostonia
brico
3242 days ago
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EXACTLY
Brooklyn, NY
sjk
3242 days ago
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Actually, lobster is most closely related to cockroaches. If you have no problem dispatching a cockroach, you should have no problem dispatching a lobster. The difference is that the lobster is larger and tastes delicious.
Florida
korg250
3242 days ago
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This is how I feel about meat.
Brazil
CarlEdman
3242 days ago
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So true. Too bad I only figured out how disgusting they are after I'd become trapped by the deliciousness.
Falls Church, Virginia, USA
endlessmike
3242 days ago
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Same, except also crab
bibliogrrl
3242 days ago
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SEA BUGS. #gross
Chicago!
sjk
3242 days ago
Land bugs. Gross. Sea bugs. Delicious but not Kosher.
boredomfestival
3243 days ago
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Exactly. Shrimp, too.
jhamill
3243 days ago
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The clock changing thing needs to go away.
California
mithrandir
3243 days ago
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Alt text: "As best as I can tell, I was transported here from Earth Prime sometime in the late 1990s. Your universe is identical in every way, except for the lobster thing and the thing where some of you occasionally change your clocks for some reason."
adamgurri
3243 days ago
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lol
New York, NY